me @ very talkative cats: i love you so much. please continue your story. tell me about your day. i love you
me: when I’m out with women the servers always hand me the check
mom: oh they must think you’re the…hm what’s the word, like up and down? oh, top! they must think you’re the top
It haunts me that celebrities are just theater kids that made it
#it haunts me that theater kids think they’re just celebrities that haven’t made it
this explains everything about theater kids in a way that was beyond my grasp until this very moment






